Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I Hate So Much About The Things That You Choose To Be

That, my friend, is a line from The Office.

One fortuitous afternoon, a friend sent me this link. It began with just a couple of episodes per week, during a late lunch or casual dinner. Then, it became a source of procastination ("Hm, what is more interesting than algorithms homework?"). Before I knew it, it became the solution to my every problem:

"I don't know why PCA has a lower error rate than LLE."
Watch The Office.
"I can't figure out this algorithms problem."
Watch The Office.
"My car is leaking weird stuff."
Watch The Office.
"I'm hungry."
Watch The Office.

I think I am addicted to The Office. In case anybody else knows what I'm talking about, I've compiled a brief list of symptoms for your viewing pleasure/horror:

  • you have downloaded the score for The Office theme song and can play it on the piano
  • you visit officetally.com, northernattack.com, and givememyremote.com multiple times a day
  • you have looked up "Scranton, Pennsylvania" on Wikipedia
  • you use terms like "Jam" and "Dwangela"
  • you signed up for a mySpace account just to add Jenna Fischer as your friend
  • you know the correct spelling of "Beesley" (and the controversy that preceded it)
  • you think Dwight is adorable
  • you have seen Angela laugh-out-loud
  • you know Michael Scott's license plate number, and the ringtone on his cell
  • you can have whole conversations using quotes from The Office
  • you own Dunder-Mifflin stationary
  • you know that Hooters is a restaurant, with more than 400 locations world-wide
  • you begin noticing eerie similarities between Michael Scott and your dad
  • you are well aware that John Krasinski is single
  • you secretely wish to be a receptionist

Dare I begin watching the BBC version? Not if you want to stay in grad school, says the little voice in my head.

My Thanksgiving

This pretty much sums up my Thanksgiving break:

The Office, apple products, chinese food, and hidden Markov models (in that order).

Something interesting that you never really think about until you go home for these holiday reunion type thingys: The older kids grow younger and the younger kids grow older. Case in point: the neighbors across the street have two boys, one seven years younger than me, the other seven years older. As you may have guessed, in all the ten years that we have been neighbors, I never once had a non-awkward conversation with either of them. But this weekend, we all hit the arcades and bowling alley and sat around, chatting like ... three normal people (for lack of a better description). Even my 14-year old brother is starting to feel like a real person. Cool, or scary? Maybe both.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Good Things Come In Threes

As evidenced by...

Currently Listening To. These are three composers/pieces that I have discovered in the last couple of months and have been listening to non-stop. All rich in tone and color, and ripe with emotion.
  1. Antonin Dvorak - Five Bagatelles (2 violins and a cello). The second movement (Molto Vivace) of Op. 105 is my absolute favorite. It's lively and fun and drop-dead gorgeous.
  2. Cesar Franck - Prelude, Fugue & Variation, Op. 18. This is truly a jem: hauntingly beautiful, yet serene. Other cool pieces: his Symphony in D minor, and Symphonic Variations for Piano and Orchestra.
  3. Edward Elgar - Cello Concerto in E minor. Dark, heavy, powerful. Here is the opening movement, Adagio - Moderato.
Chick Flicks. Which just goes to prove that a scene involving lingerie and bunny ears is an essential ingredient for cooking up a legendary chick flick.
  1. Never Been Kissed - Um, Michael Vartan. In pull-over sweaters. I think that's all that needs to be said.
  2. Legally Blonde - Elle Woods, showing us how to strive for higher education and staying fashion-forward, at the same time!
  3. Mean Girls - The most brilliant masterpeice chick flick of all time ;) Guys, if you always thought women were evil, but couldn't really put your finger on it, this movie will help with the articulation. Plus, this entire movie is quotable. Like "Boo, you whore..." Yeah. Good for all occasions.
Days of Our Lives. Did absolutely no work this weekend which will probably has come back to bite me.
  1. Friday - Rounded up a gang of cs people and went for dinner, movie, ice cream, and games. There's nothing like perverting innocent word games with cs jargon.
  2. Saturday - Went over to Teresa's place for an afternoon cookout with friends. Watched 10 straight episodes of The Office.
  3. Sunday - Had to purchase the last three episodes from iTunes. I am officially addicted to the show now, and watching two women fight over Jim is just killing me. Next next Thursday seems like a lifetime away.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Growing Pains

I started off the quarter enrolled in this statistical learning class, where they actually meant it when they said "strong background in linear algebra and statistics required." It literally killed me; hit me like a big, yellow school bus -- partly because the class was in the ECE department (and they take their math a lot more seriously than we do), and partly because, for some reason, I fail to be proficient at any kind of math learned after the eighth grade. After two painful iterations of problem sets and then handing in a practically blank midterm, my advisor and I agreed that it was probably best to drop the class and spend the time filling in the holes of my not-so-glamorous math career instead: a big relief, but also a huge disappointment at the same time.

However, the class did introduce me to what a deeper understanding of linear algebra should look like. Contrary to what I was taught in undergrad, linear algebra is more than just a nifty way to solve a system of linear equations that you otherwise could have done using techniques learned from middle-school algebra. It's even more than just learning the mechanics of matrix multiplication, eigenvector calculations, or following X number of steps to determine if some matrix is invertible. In fact, it seems as though I completely missed (or forgot?) the whole *point* of linear algebra in the first place, and am lacking a huge chunk of geometric intuition as a result.

I see more clearly now that (one of?) the over-arching purpose of linear algebra is to provide a means for elegantly organizing and operating on numbers in higher dimensions. Throughout undergrad, we were always used to working with scalars: x or y or z, with each variable representing a single number along the 1-dimensional number line. We could intuitively do all sorts of operations on these numbers: add/multiply, solve for unknowns, take derivatives/integrals, etc. But when we begin considering points in higher-dimensions, these methods break down because a point can longer be represented by a single number. Even in our friendly 2-dimensional space, with x and y axes, we now need two numbers, an x and y "coordinate", to identify a particular point in this space.

The use of linear algebra allows us to easily extend our ability to work in 1-dimensional space, all the way to n-dimensional space, even when we are not physically capable of visualizing these structures in high dimensions. It's a pretty simple (and perhaps obvious) idea to grasp, but it was a subtle revelation to me as I have been observing how the tools of linear algebra come into play in the larger framework of machine learning concepts and algorithms for high-dimensionality reduction (which is what my advisor specializes in -- more on that later). It's pretty mind-blowing, and I look forward to the day when I can just "see" these glorious planes and spaces running through what appears to be sets of seemingly unrelated numbers, filed neatly into rows and columns.

Until then, I will be slaving away at these linear algebra lectures, re-learning undergrad-level linear algebra, and trying to figure out why, after all those years of asian-nerdiness-extra-math-homework-rampage, I still pee my pants everytime I see an integral. My bitterness toward the leniency of math requirements in computer science curriculums at american colleges can be saved for another day, but most importantly, the take-home message is this, kids: eat your wheaties and learn your linear algebra, and all will be well in machine learning land.